◈ Digital Graphic Novel ◈

ETH FORK #1,891,402 ▸ CHERNOBYLCHAIN ▸ 3 TPS ▸ MAYOR MAMDANI 5TH TERM ▸ POD RENT +12% ▸ ORGAN PRICES STABLE ▸ WAGMI INDEX: LOW ▸
ETH: $0.0000023 BTC: DELISTED HYPE: ∞
2135

WADE WAGMI

A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

I want to give up

BALANCE: $4.20
DEBT:
HOPE: █░░░░░░░░░ 10%
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COVER

THE WORLD OF 2135

NEW NEW YORK CITY

A sequestered section of Queens that split off after Mayor Mamdani's controversial third term. Now in his 5th term, the "Eternal Mayor" rules over 47 million souls crammed into 12 square miles of vertical slums.

THE GREAT FORK

After the Mass Cryptonization of 2084, Ethereum forked 1.8 million times. Every basement coder, every AI, every smart-fridge runs its own chain. Currency is meaningless. Only leverage is real.

THE MICROPOD ERA

Housing collapsed. Now humans sleep in shifts, sharing 2x3 meter pods. Privacy is a myth from the old internet. Dreams are the only free real estate left.

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WADE WAGMI

AGE: 21 | UNEMPLOYED / DEGEN
Graduated from online high school. Never held a job. Never needed to—until the UBI tokens got rugged. Now he lives on copium and 100x leverage plays.

◈ STATUS ◈

LUCK ███████░░░ 70%
SKILL ██░░░░░░░░ 20%
COPE ██████████ 100%
HOPE █░░░░░░░░░ 10%
"One good trade. That's all I need. Just one..."
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VITALIK CHERNOBYL

AGE: 34 | FOUNDER - ETH FORK #1,891,402
Wade's roommate and reluctant mentor. His fork "ChernobylChain" processes 3 transactions per day, mostly from bots. He still believes in the tech.

◈ STATUS ◈

DELUSION ██████████ 100%
CODING ████████░░ 80%
SOCIAL ░░░░░░░░░░ 0%
WEALTH █░░░░░░░░░ 10%
"This time it's different. ChernobylChain will change everything."
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THE MICROPOD

Home Sweet Home
┌─────────────────────────┐ │ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ │ │ ░ ┌─────┐ ╔═══════╗ ░ │ │ ░ │ BED │ ║TERMINAL║ ░ │ │ ░ │zzz..│ ║ >_ ║ ░ │ │ ░ └─────┘ ╚═══════╝ ░ │ │ ░ [PASTE] ◎===◎ ░ │ │ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ │ └─────────────────────────┘

A 2x3 meter capsule in Stack-47, Level 89. One bed, one terminal, zero privacy. Wade and Vitalik split 12-hour shifts—one sleeps while the other "works" (gambles).

FEATURES:

  • Recycled air (73% quality)
  • Shared neural-link terminal
  • Protein paste dispenser (3 flavors: gray, grey, gris)
  • Window simulation (extra 50 USDC/month)
  • Cockroach roommates (free)
RENT: 890 USDC/month (2 months behind)
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THE LUCKY LEVERAGE

Underground Crypto Casino
┌─────────────────────────┐ │ ♠ ♣ THE LUCKY LEVERAGE ♥ ♦│ │ ╔═══╗ ╔═══╗ ╔═══╗ │ │ ║100║ ║ X ║ ║LEV║ │ │ ║ X ║ ║ERA║ ║GE!║ │ │ ╚═══╝ ╚═══╝ ╚═══╝ │ │ [BET] [ALL] [IN] │ │ ◉ ◉ ◉ JACKPOT ◉ ◉ ◉ │ └─────────────────────────┘

Located in Sub-Stack 12, behind a ramen shop that's been "closed for renovation" since 2127. The house always wins, but the house also extends credit.

FEATURES:

  • 100x leverage on any shitcoin
  • AI dealers (less biased than humans)
  • Debt restructuring services
  • Organ valuation ATM
  • Free energy drinks (while supplies last)
⚠ WADE'S CURRENT DEBT: 12,847 USDC
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CHAPTER 1

ANOTHER DAY IN THE POD

06:00 NST (New Standard Time)

The pod's wake alarm screams. It's Vitalik's turn to sleep.

◈ WADE'S INTERNAL MONOLOGUE ◈

I've been staring at charts for 11 hours. My eyes feel like someone poured sand in them. The protein paste tastes like regret. But somewhere in this chaos of green and red candles, there's a way out. There has to be.

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CHAPTER 1

THE TERMINAL

06:15 NST

Wade logs into the markets.

"ChernobylCoin is up 0.003%. Bullish."

◈ WADE'S INTERNAL MONOLOGUE ◈

Vitalik's shitcoin has 47 holders. 45 of them are his bot accounts. I hold the other two wallets out of pity. But today feels different. The algo-shamans on CryptoTwitter are predicting a "supercycle." They've been wrong 847 times. But maybe 848 is the charm.

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CHAPTER 1

THE DEBT COLLECTOR

06:32 NST

A message flashes on the terminal.

"LUCKY LEVERAGE CREDIT DEPT: Your account is 47 days overdue. Payment or collateral required within 72 hours. Sincerely, The Algorithm."

◈ WADE'S INTERNAL MONOLOGUE ◈

Collateral. That's a fancy word for organs. The Lucky Leverage has a partnership with BioHarvest Corp. They say a kidney goes for 8,000 USDC on the gray market. I have two. For now.

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CHAPTER 1

THE PLAN

07:00 NST

Wade opens his portfolio. $4.20 remaining. Worth approximately nothing.

"Okay. 100x leverage. If HypeWifRadiation pumps 1%, I double up. If it dumps..."

◈ WADE'S INTERNAL MONOLOGUE ◈

I don't finish the thought. In this world, you either make it or you don't. There's no middle ground. No safety net. Just the cold mathematics of probability and the warm delusion of hope. I click "CONFIRM TRADE."

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CHAPTER 1

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH

The trade is live. 100x leverage on HypeWifRadiation (HWFR). Wade watches the chart...

PROCESSING TRADE...

TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 2

Will Wade escape the pod? Or will he become another statistic in the great degen graveyard? Find out next time...

BEST CASE: POD → STUDIO APARTMENT
WORST CASE: POD → ORGAN HARVESTING
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END OF CHAPTER 1

Wade's journey from micropod to financial freedom begins...

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NEXT: CHAPTER 2: THE LEVERAGE TRAP

DEGEN DICTIONARY:

WAGMI: We're All Gonna Make It

NGMI: Not Gonna Make It

DEGEN: Degenerate Gambler

REKT: Wrecked (lost everything)

A story from the New New York underground

© 2135 - Stack-47 Productions

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